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Those damn hipsters never come to my blog, because it’s not artsy and self-gratifying enough. Well, I’ll get the last laugh now. Because I finally have a…PRETENTIOUS, GRITUITOUS JESUS REENACTMENT SHOTThat’s right. I may not have an art studio in Tribeca, but that doesn’t stop me from knowing that there was a guy named Jesus who was important, and he died in a pose similar to the one that I am doing in this picture.So now do you believe that I’m an artist just like you? Every shortcoming in this picture is intentional. That’s right, I’m an artist, so I made it bad on purpose. The crooked angle of the camera, the weird light smudge on the left, the fact that my stuff is in the background… it’s all INTENTIONAL.So all you Tumblr artists and hipsters who don’t take my blog seriously. You all lose, because now I am the King of the Hipsters. And, yes, that was a subtle but informed allusion to “King of the Jews”, which Jesus was!

Those damn hipsters never come to my blog, because it’s not artsy and self-gratifying enough. Well, I’ll get the last laugh now. Because I finally have a…

PRETENTIOUS, GRITUITOUS JESUS REENACTMENT SHOT

That’s right. I may not have an art studio in Tribeca, but that doesn’t stop me from knowing that there was a guy named Jesus who was important, and he died in a pose similar to the one that I am doing in this picture.

So now do you believe that I’m an artist just like you? Every shortcoming in this picture is intentional. That’s right, I’m an artist, so I made it bad on purpose. The crooked angle of the camera, the weird light smudge on the left, the fact that my stuff is in the background… it’s all INTENTIONAL.

So all you Tumblr artists and hipsters who don’t take my blog seriously. You all lose, because now I am the King of the Hipsters. And, yes, that was a subtle but informed allusion to “King of the Jews”, which Jesus was!