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Travis says… “I may drink like Bode Miller, but I ski like Arthur Miller… post mortum. Next year, we should take a joint ski-lesson together and drop $90/hour so that we don’t embarass ourselves in front of our friends.” I say to Travis… “Is it true that I have finally found an athletic pursuit in which my skills exceed yours? Let’s fix this immediately. It will only cost $90/hour.” 

Travis says…

“I may drink like Bode Miller, but I ski like Arthur Miller… post mortum. Next year, we should take a joint ski-lesson together and drop $90/hour so that we don’t embarass ourselves in front of our friends.”

I say to Travis…

“Is it true that I have finally found an athletic pursuit in which my skills exceed yours? Let’s fix this immediately. It will only cost $90/hour.”