Feb
8th
Fri
8th
This is one of my favorite books.
It is a children’s story called You Wouldn’t Want to Be an Aztec Sacrifice. It’s about how, given the choice, you really would not elect to be captured, beaten, and tortured (then killed) by Aztec Warlords.
It’s from a whole series of books for kids about what, under all reasonable circumstances, you would rather not be. Just knowing that this book series exists makes me want to sire no fewer than four children immediately. Learn more here.