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May
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The perfect way to keep an important object away from someone is to leave a note on their desk that points to the forbidden item…
The perfect way to keep an important object away from someone is to leave a note on their desk that points to the forbidden item…
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People outside of San Francisco need to understand that BAY TO BREAKERS is the most important event held in any city in the country, if not the world. It is Halloween plus Christmas in the middle of the summer, times ten. It is a parade that spans the entire city, where drinking in public is encouraged, hilarious costumes are commonplace, and rules do not exist.
It is the ultimate example of San Francisco in action. It is the ultimate example of how a massive crowd of smart, awesome people can interact, and it is something that no human being should achieve the age of 25 without experiencing.

People outside of San Francisco need to understand that BAY TO BREAKERS is the most important event held in any city in the country, if not the world. It is Halloween plus Christmas in the middle of the summer, times ten. It is a parade that spans the entire city, where drinking in public is encouraged, hilarious costumes are commonplace, and rules do not exist.

It is the ultimate example of San Francisco in action. It is the ultimate example of how a massive crowd of smart, awesome people can interact, and it is something that no human being should achieve the age of 25 without experiencing.

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It's Hard to Say Bad Stuff About America...

  • Robin: The US is one of the only countries where people don't take time out to do nothing during the day, or to take naps.
  • Jakob: Maybe the 9-5, Monday to Friday workday evolved so people wouldn't have enough time to think about what they're doing.
  • BRYAN SAYS:
  • The US is "one of the only" countries? Poor Robin. She is entirely incorrect. Virtually the entire continent of Asia — where half the world lives — works MUCH harder and longer hours than we Americans. In Japan and Korea, death from overwork is a common occurrence. And don't get me started on rural China or India, where people work to the bone to survive. Next we get to Africa. Have you ever met an African living in America? They work their assess off, because they value the opportunity they have, since most of their countrymen are forced to toil in the hot sun every day for almost no money. So, really, what Robin means is that people have shorter work days in Western Europe, and not the whole world. And Western Europe is a great place to live if you don't value innovation and ambition. Why is it that so many of the best entrepreneurs in Europe inevitably come to America? Because they know that this is where great ideas come to thrive. But if you are like 75% of Frenchmen, who desire to work for the government because it's a cushy job (that stat is from the NYT), then go for it!
  • Robin, I understand that you are a wonderful person, but on this point you are terribly mistaken.
May
11th
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This girl told me that she has never been on the Internet. Problem solved.
This girl told me that she has never been on the Internet. Problem solved.
May
10th
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These studs are brought to you by FireFox
These studs are brought to you by FireFox
May
8th
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This campaign poster is a joke for so many reasons that I hardly knew where to start. Here are just a few reasons why it is a complete calamity:

He is ripping off Barack Obama’s “change” slogan, proving that he is nothing more than a coattail riding hack.

He has the same unusual name as a famous comedian, but chooses to use that as his brand. Guess what? The “Leno” brand belongs to Jay Leno. He should choose a career that is less in the public eye, obviously.

The picture of the earth in the ‘O’ is so cheezy that it makes me want to hate the earth (even though I love the earth).

He has a website. How cliche.

This campaign poster is a joke for so many reasons that I hardly knew where to start. Here are just a few reasons why it is a complete calamity:

  1. He is ripping off Barack Obama’s “change” slogan, proving that he is nothing more than a coattail riding hack.
  2. He has the same unusual name as a famous comedian, but chooses to use that as his brand. Guess what? The “Leno” brand belongs to Jay Leno. He should choose a career that is less in the public eye, obviously.
  3. The picture of the earth in the ‘O’ is so cheezy that it makes me want to hate the earth (even though I love the earth).
  4. He has a website. How cliche.
May
6th
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At a typical Tuesday night swanky party…
At a typical Tuesday night swanky party…
May
3rd
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At the Cliff Haus
At the Cliff Haus
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On a party bus with people I barely know…
On a party bus with people I barely know…
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By day, I am a humble entreprenuer who nary speaks a word. But by night I assume a new guise… Hollywood Don Slender
By day, I am a humble entreprenuer who nary speaks a word. But by night I assume a new guise… Hollywood Don Slender